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a pink card with an image of a man driving a red car and the words, my neighbor was working in his yard when he was started
SENIOR DRIVERS NO LONGER NEED DRIVERS LICENSE FunnyDays
My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly la... #funny #joke #story
a cowboy rides into a windy dusty tumbler weedy town, reined up outside the saloon, went in and ordered a double bourbon
A COWBOY FunnyDays
A cowboy rode into a windy, dusty, tumble weed strewn Nevada town, reined up outside the saloon, went in and ordered a double bourbon. The saloon was full of localsBut what this ... #funny #joke #story
a poem with an image of a seagull flying over the ocean and saying, once upon a time a river ran through a green field there lived an ant
DOVE & THE ANT FunnyCityCom
Once upon a time a river ran through a green fieldThere lived an ant beside the stream. One day the ant went to stream to drink water... #aesop #story
a poem with an image of a cartoon character
THE LION AND THE GNAT FunnyCityCom
“Away with you, vile insect!” said a Lion angrily to a Gnat that was buzzing around his headBut the Gnat was not in the least disturbed. “Do you think,” he said spitefully to the Lio... #aesop #story
a lion saying it was an incredibly hot day and a lion was feeling very hungry
GREEDY LION FunnyCityCom
It was an incredibly hot day, and a lion was feeling very hungry. He came out of his den and searched here and there. He could find only a small hare... #aesop #story
a poem written in english with an image of two men sitting on a bench
THE LION AND THE POOR SLAVE FunnyCityCom
A poor slave, ill-treated by his master, runs away to the forest. There he comes across a lion in pain because of a thorn in his paw. The slave bravely goes forward and removes the thorn gen... #funny #jokes #story
an image of a cartoon character that is in the middle of a poem with words on it
FIFTY ONE PEOPLE SWINDLED! FunnyDays
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling,“Read all about it Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!”... #funny #joke #story
an image of hot chili with the caption
MAN ORDERS A HOT CHILI FunnyDays
The waitress says, “I'm sorry, but the man next to you got the last bowl. ”The man looks over and sees that the other man has finished his meal, but that the bowl of chili is... #funny #joke #story
a cartoon character holding a golf club with the caption'10 golfer i think i'm going to drown my self in the lake
THESE HILARIOUS 10 QUIPS WERE OVERHEARD ON THE GOLF COURSE FunnyCityCom
#10Golfer: “I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake. ”Caddie: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”... #funny #joke #story
an old man is sitting in front of a blue background with the words to take one last look around campus again before he settled
YOUNGSTER MOCKS 71 YEAR OLD MAN FunnyCityCom
… to take one last look around campus again before he settled in to retired life. As he got to the campus he saw a young man studying hard, and the sight brought back memories. He sat on t... #funny #joke #story
a poem that reads, but his father explain that the boys'mother just losing her job
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, THE LITTLE BOY ASKED FOR A 10 SPEED MOUNTAIN BIKE FunnyCityCom
… but his Father explained that with the boys' Mother just losing her job, and their £80,000 mortgage, there was no way that such a gift could be afforded. The next day, the man saw his s... #funny #joke #story
a woman holding a heart shaped balloon with the words health life written on it,
TIPS FOR A BEAUTIFUL LIFE! FunnyCityCom
This story contains some “Tips” that may bring you a beautiful lifeRead them, live by them more fully, and I promise you will experience a beautiful life!Take a 10-30 minute walk every d... #funny #joke #story
an old woman has been ordered for shopping at a supermarket
SHOPLIFTING FunnyDays
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who to... #funny #joke #story
a mexican saying with an image of a man in a sombrero holding a platter
MEXICAN JEW FunnyDays
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe,“Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?”... #funny #joke #story
A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Nearby Table. His Wife Asks, “Do You Know Her?”“Yes,” Sighs the Husb... #funny #joke #story Lady, Gin, Funny Relationship Jokes
DRUNKEN LADY FunnyCityCom
A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Nearby Table. His Wife Asks, “Do You Know Her?”“Yes,” Sighs the Husb... #funny #joke #story