Funny marriage jokes

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Whether you're celebrating your first anniversary or your 50th, married couples will appreciate these hilarious marriage jokes that perfectly describe what spending your life with your best friend is really like.

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselingWhen asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years the.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Getting married is a big deal, but it's also a time to have fun and make jokes about the funny side of it. They call it an "institution" because it can be a bit serious. If you're tired of all the mushy quotes about love and marriage, you'll enjoy these funny wedding jokes we've gathered....

When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable— an entire laundry list of unmet needs she has endured...

A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermonAfter quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.The husband notices this and goes to poke he.. #funny, #joke, #humor

WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about?

You might be able to relate.