Irish funny

They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they’re pretty desperate. Out on the water, one of them spies a genie’s lamp, and they both frantically paddle towards it. One of them pull out the lamp and rubs it, and lo and behold, a genie pops...

He says, ‘I hear you Irish are damn good drinkersI'll bet 500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.'The room is quiet and no-one takes u.. #funny, #joke, #humor

The mother superior opens the door to see the two little green men. “How may I help you?” she asks. “Mother superior,” the younger leprechaun says. “Are there any leprechaun nuns in your convent?” The mother superior thinks for a while and answers, “No, we have no leprechaun nuns.” ...

We came across some pretty funny signs and situations on Irish roads, so we thought it was worth sharing them with you!

Irish girls rock! #irishgirls #humor funnymemes

Whether sarcastic, weird, or just plain wise, humorous sayings from Ireland are known worldwide. Here are the top twenty funny Irish sayings.

Funny Irish Memes ...

Paddy says to Mary if you were stranded on a desert island who would you like most to be with you?”“My uncle Mick” replies Paddy.“What’s so special about him?” asks Mary. “He’s got a boat,” says Paddy

Ireland is home to many sarcastic and humorous sayings. Also, no subject is off-limits. Read the funny Irish blessings for a good laugh.

A Texan walks into an Irish Pub and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. I'll give $500 American Dollars to anybody in... - St Paddy's Day Joke