Jokes for the morning

Funny Good Morning texts messages which can be sent to anyone whose day you want to make. These texts will definitely paste a smile on their faces for the entire day.

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Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” Mrs...

Years later, they get back together to discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother for her 90th Birthday. The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said, “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.” The third smiled and said, “I’ve got you both beat...

A list of Monday puns that's sure to brighten your week. Includes funny greetings and short social media-friendly sayings.

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Here are some of the funny memes I have found on social media. None of these are my creative work, just a sharer of funny. Enjoy the laugh break. Stay safe and healthy!

A nun wakes up one morning and decides to go for a walk. She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she’s walking down the hallway to the convent kitchen, another nun looks at her, smiles and says, “Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!” She thought this was a bit odd...

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Start your day with a good laugh with these funny morning jokes and puns! You're sure to giggle once the punchlines dawn on you! Read more now...

Acronyms are a kind of abbreviation. Some are serious, while others will make you laugh hard. Read and share funny acronyms for a good laugh.

A religious woman, upon waking up each morning... ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor...