Religious jokes

Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious religious jokes. Discover a collection of clean and witty jokes that will bring a smile to your face and lighten your spirit.
Funny Joke: A religious woman, upon waking up each morning...   ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.”   This Humour, Atheist Jokes, Christian Good Morning Quotes, Religious Jokes, Morning Jokes, Kueez Celebrity, Kueez Amazing, Bible Jokes, Door Stand

A religious woman, upon waking up each morning... ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor...

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Sonny Kibob
Funny Joke: A man is praying in church.   He looks up to heaven and says "God, could you answer a question for me?"   "Of course, my son," says God, "what Humour, Praying In Church, Funny Prayers, Church Jokes, Religious Jokes, Bible Jokes, Funny Riddles With Answers, Church Humor, Jokes About Men

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

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Christians love themselves a joke as much as anyone else, even if their humor might stay firmly on the “safe” side of things at times. Because although church can be boring, Sunday school is a drag, nuns, priests, and all the religious beliefs, and God supposedly keeping an eye even on your thoughts, it doesn't always have to be so serious!

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Andy Chenoweth