Because you are not a garden tool. Like many outdoor brides, I was worried about my heels sinking into the lawn. My wedding-day heels are four inches, so it was damn near impossible to find a pair of bridal-esque wedges that high to wear for the ceremony. (Trust me, I searched high and low for a pair that I even marginally liked.) I also couldn't just wear flats (or shorter wedges) for the ceremony, because then my dress would be four inches too long. I was stuck with my heels, so I needed…