"a portrait of my children, once a week, every week, in 2014" forgive me but I'm going to count this as 2 so that I can get just a tad ahead before this baby makes his or her arrival:) homer pants-less with sneakers. That is his uniform these days. I wish I could pull it off as well as he does;) This boy also said his first sentence today. 4 words that I've already forgotten (jeesh...pregnancy brain??! - he said it to Courts...maybe she remembers???) and that caused me to cry for an…